Let’s Just Talk About #7

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.. Why I always end up with fewer socks after I wash them in the washing maschine? Honestly the Washing Maschine Monster is a real thing!

.. That I consitently think I need more skirts. I’ve craved this Nakd Skirt – what do we think? Right now, and for limited time only, you get an extra 10% of sale with the code: OMGYESMORE

.. This skirt is super pretty and affordable too!

.. Would I love to go back to Denmark for a weekend, with loads of chilling and being surrounded by wonderful people. Would love to do snobrød on a bonfire too!

.. Why I still, after who knows how many years, nearly poke my eye out with the mascara, too often. Am I the only one? Am I missing a special technique?

..Why it’s necessary to take 200 identical selfies before I can put one up on Instagram, but holy cow, I hope I’m not alone withthis?

 

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10 Things I can’t Even

Nothing says Monday more, than this post. There’s times where you can, there’s times where you just can’t but much worse is the times where you can’t even! We all been there, am I right? Today is one of those days where I literally can’t even deal with things, so I made a list as you do.

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.. Talk to anyone before I get my morning coffee. I don’t know about you, but there’s nothing worse than coming into work and the person you stand side by side with on the bus starts talking to you, the construction guys whistling at ya, you may or may not have stepped on a massive dodgy dog poo and when you’ve finally fought through the massive hurdle of people in your way, you get into work and your colleagues starts asking how you are and what not, instead of moving away from the coffee machine. (This is an obvious joke, I love chatting to people, but first coffee!)

.. Toes or actually the whole foot! Even my own, I’ll just wear sneaks today. I think this one is very common and I don’t understand how one can have a foot fetish.. If you do, I don’t judge but please explain 😊

.. The smell pre-cooked chicken or any pre-cooked meat for that matter (in a Tupperware box or plastic wrapping.. I just can’t even with the smell and it makes me want to vomit.

.. People who don’t know how to walk in public areas.. Fellow Londoners you know what I’m talking about, right? There’s nothing much worse than Oxford Street on any giving day, because let’s face it.. It’s always busy! You’re trying to pass a slow walker or a big group, but they won’t move out the way or even worse, someone who just stop up out of nowhere and you have to almost sacrifice your life to not walking straight into them! (I know safety distance and all but still 😊)

.. Or whilst at the escalators walking down, on the left hand side of course, and people just stop moving right at the end of the escalator. It literally creates the domino effect – one person after another bomb into each others butts.

.. Spilling coffee on your brand new crisp white shirt. Why can’t I just be a normal person for once?

.. With my laptop. It seriously needs an update, but somehow I managed to get a laptop with only 2 GB of storage so there ain’t no room and it takes ours to start up, because it quite literally can’t even start up without complaining about the missing updates.. It may need an upgrade 😅

.. This:

.. When I pull all the doors that say push and vice versa. Yeah, it happens every single time okay!

.. One a scale of one to even I litterally can’t even, with the phrase “I can’t even!”.

Is there things that you can’t even which should be added to the list or is there something you disagree with? Let me know in the comment section below.

Disclaimer:
Believe it or not, but I’m actually a very positive person and I’m a firm believer that nothing can’t not be fixed, so this post has been honestly just to laugh and is not written to offend anyone.

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Let’s Just Talk About #6

.. Being a tall girl. I’ve gotten a few comments on my height during my time as a tall girl haha. Like do you play basketball, how about Volley Ball. Excuse me can you hear me up there? Your parents must be giants! And I’m not even “that tall” with my 5’7. How ever I would like to focus on the positive, so tall girl embrace your height and wear those heals if you want! So here goes:
– You can always reach the best bag of crisp on the top shelf. Score!
– You can always see at a concert.. Unless other concert goers are filming the                  entire thing with their Iphone+! #hastostop
– You stand out in the crowd and will always be able to spot your mother at the             supermarket.

.. The term “Beauty sleep”. I don’t understand that it is called Beauty Sleep. Personally I look like a fried fish who’s suffered the dead by drowning if I take a nap or a little beauty hour on the train or the airplane. If we talk about a nights beauty sleep I wake up looking like a Troll who’s been i the tumble drier. Does any one even look nice after any kind of beauty sleep? Or is it just me, who’s the less fortunate one?

.. Why is it that you always promise yourself not taking breathing through your nose for granted ever again, when you’re having a cold. But at the very time the cold is gone, you forget and take it for granted again.

.. Stomach noises. Sure it’s only fair it makes noises to let you know you’re hungry.. (As if I didn’t know that already though?) But is it really necessary to make sounds when it’s digesting or because of gas? I mean.. First dates, quiet cinemas, in a meeting/exams.. Do I need to say more?

.. What happened to spring? I swear it was here a week or two ago and now we’re just back to autumn/wintery weather, which we had for.. What feels like a year? Holiday needed asap!

.. This overlooked health tip. Read it HERE 🙂

If you have any topics you think we should talk about, then feel free to make a comment. I love hearing your ideas!

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I’m Back!

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I left without a word, soz, but guess what?! I’m alive and I’m baaack! I felt very drained from energy and that I was going anywhere.. I came to realization that I wasn’t really doing this for fame! Granted.. How cool would it be living life as a blogger?! I sure as hell wouldn’t mind. But that’s not why I started and that’s not why I wrote any of the post that I already have. 131 and counting btw 😉

No, how I chose to describe this blog. My blog. Is, that this is my personal virtual diary, where I let my mind wander(God knows! It does all the time) and get my fingers to work on the keyboard. I’m pretty sure that’s how it comes across anyways, with all the spelling errors haha! Heck I’m not perfect and I never will be. Who is anyways? But I must say, I’ve missed writing. And I hope my imperfections can inspire at least some of you, in any kind of way.

Well basically, ladies and gentlemen! I’m back and you can expect a lot more post coming your way. My random lists, some OOTDs and “what to do this month.” I would also like to hear, what you would like to hear more about? Go nuts in the comment section please – it means a lot for me, to talk to you!

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Let’s Just Talk About #5

.. How you can buy yogurt instead of milk.. Like how can that even happen? I mean yogurt is way heavier than milk. You had one job Sara, one job!

.. Never calling your parents mum and dad. I think it’s a little strange actually. Mainly because curious people like me will be rather confused when you overhear a conversation at the Tesco check-out and what you’re pretty sure is a daughter, says “Frank” to the person you were sure was their father.

.. Public toilets in foreign countries. Actually scratch that, public toilets in general. Am I the only one having a phobia for public toilets? Is it even a thing? Well basically I’m worried a big fat snake or a massive rat or a tarantula will pop out of the toilet. I always close the “lid” (is it called a toilet lid? What’s the name?) after a visit and during a visit I can’t think of anything else than I might pee a rat in the head or a snake might bite my butt. #TMI! Tell me I’m not the only one though?

.. How many times a notification pops up on your Iphone with a new update, and the amount of times you postpone it? Get a hint Apple.

.. How good this song is! It’s on repeat at our house and I got it stuck in my head too.

.. An app that reminds you that you’ll regret not bringing your jacket, scarf, gloves etc. It’s 2018 it should exist and also I allow you to steal my app idea if you want! #winwin

.. How you always stress about going to the airport, even if  you’re 4 hours early.

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Let’s Just Talk About.. #4

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.. Croissants. Mmmh… perfectly shaped, buttery and crispy. Where’s the best croissant spot in London? Hook a girl up! Please! 🙂

.. The new Fifty Shades Freed. Anyone watched it? What’s your take on it? Worth watching?

.. The Lookerhq app. It’s the best way to see mine or any influencers outfit. Follow me by downloading the app in App store or Google Play and search for Sara Skyttegaard.

.. Why deets is short for details.. When there’s only one e in the actual word? #Confusingmuch!

.. How frustrating it can be to have long hair. Here’s a few examples:
– When others lie on your hair. Or you yourself do.
– When you close the car door and your hair is stuck but you don’t notice until you                 turn your and lose all your hair. Okay maybe not all, but you get the point 🙂
– The combination of chewing gum and gusts of wind. #Selfexplanatory
– When you get hair in your mouth whilst kissing.

.. Loud music at restaurants – who wants to talk anyways? No I mean, who wants to go out for dinner/lunch/what ever if you can’t even lead a conversation.

.. Speaking of music. Why am I not blessed with a beautiful singing voice, when I love singing out loud? #sorryneighbors

.. Why I’m using loads of # in this post? #stoptheuseofhashtags #stopyourself #bye!

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Let’s Just Talk About.. #3


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.. “The Good Place” on Netflix! I laugh-cried at least half a dozen times. If you haven’t yet watched it.. You must!

.. How it’s possible not to slip even once on the way up to Arthur’s Seat.. But falling 10 times on the way down, spraining your ankle, is totally normal? Need new trainers, that’s not completely worn down.

.. Speaking of trainers.. How gorgeous is these*? Come to Mama.. Or these*!

.. How you fear for your life when you’re wearing a jumpsuit. Let’s face it.. None of us ever go to the toilet when we get the first feeling of having to go wee. We always wait to the last minute and then struggle to get the jumpsuit of and nearly wee our self. I also want to point out the fact that you have to pull your whole outfit down below your ankles and you’re practically naked with the risk of someone entering your cubicle!

.. How nail polish on your fingers falls of if the wind blows, but the polish on your toes will survive the next 100 years.

.. How I spill my coffee every single time! Maybe I should stop drinking it.

.. Where all out bobby pins and hairbands actually disappear to?  Like seriously?! There must be some little gobbling stealing them at night, because I can never find any.

.. Bacon. Just because BACON! It’s always good to talk about bacon.

.. How much I need a massage right now. Any one who know’s of any good spa- and massage deals, are very much welcome to comment 🙂

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